Dont even get me started. Im from Pittsburgh, PA originally. They drive like theyre the only people on the road. The whole attitude of this place stinks. Speaking of stink, I didnt know it was possible for a whole entire city to smell like hot piss all year round. Until I moved here, that is.

New York and San Fran, and totally not worth it. And my quality of lving here is crap.

Even if I drive 35 minutes North to Aventura mall, I still cant order my freaking lunch in English. The solution: Draw a line below Fort Lauderdale.

Push severed part of country towards Cuba. Im married to a Peruvian, so its not like Im a hater. ADAPT to our way of life here. Price you pay for freedom. Jacksonville as soon as hubby can find work there.